A Gorkha went to a shop to buy pillow. He showed a picture to shopkeeper and said, "Ayesha Takia chahiye!"
I went to the Bhelwala asked him for a 'Bhel'. Asked him Zara Jaldi Dena. He told me, "Saab Bhel Hai 'Bail' Nahi. Time Lagegaa"!
Pappu got lost at at an IPL game. He went up to police officer and said, "I've lost my dad". "What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically. "Beer and women", said Pappu.
Santa went to his bank manager and said, "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?" 'Simple', said the bank manager. "Buy a big one and wait."